The Cannonball Diet Plan: How We Lost 9 Prompts Without Even Trying

Fewer Prompts, More Results, Same Bad Jokes

Hey Cannonballers!

Remember February? That blissful time when it took us 11 prompts and 90 minutes to create a single campaign for one brand? Those were the days, right? No? You don't miss that tedious process? Weird.

Well, good news then! We have a more efficient approach, Cannonball 2.0, where we're now able to tackle two brands in one hour with just two prompts. Is it because we're brilliant? Nope. Is it because the AI models got smarter while we stayed the same? Probably.

The Doug-o-Meter: Our Highly Scientific Measurement Tool

For those new to our community, we use a proprietary scientific instrument called the "Doug-o-Meter" to measure how accessible our methodology is to normal humans. Doug, being our resident "average marketer" (his words, not ours), serves as the perfect test subject.

With Cannonball 1.0, Doug hit successful PVPs roughly 0% of the time. With 2.0, he's up to a whopping 30%! That's a 3/10 on the Doug-o-Meter; still far from…